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    New: Couch Potato Mount!

    Here we go. New couch potato April Fools mount. 3,750 crowns. They're watching Wizard101!

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    Introducing the All New Couch Potato Mount!

    We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you BREAKING NEWS!

    Have you ever wanted to explore the Spiral’s vast terrain and meet intriguing creatures without ever leaving the comfort of your own couch? Well now you can!

    Introducing the all new Couch Potato Mount – an a-peel-ing new way to traverse the Spiral. Not only does it supply a 40% speed boost, but it also offers incredible benefits such as:

    Being able to tune out your companions by turning on your favorite movie
    Staying in your pajamas all day
    Keeping up to date on every new episode before your friends inevitably spoil them
    But that’s not all!

    We know entertainment is best cooked up via watch parties so we also included two free self-proclaimed “TV Experts” who will:

    Supply TV and movie recommendations when you’re feeling indecisive
    Chew food obnoxiously loud throughout the duration of whatever you’re watching
    Bicker during the most pivotal part of the movie
    You’ll be best spuds in no time!

    So … does it feel like a perfect mash for you? If so, you can purchase this glorious mount in the Crown Shop for just 4,321 Crowns. Hurry though – this mount will be saying “cya tater” on April 29th, 2021.



    *Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any laziness, bad recommendations, or other issues that may arise from prolonged use. We strongly encourage all pirates to take breaks in order to rest their eyes and minds.*



    What Pirates Are Saying About the Couch Potato Mount!

    “Some people call it lazy; I call it efficient. I yam what I yam and you know what, I’m proud of it.” – Virtuous Vanessa

    “The Couch Potato Mount? Yeah, it’s great! Wait, hold that tot … my show is coming back on!” – Little Natalie Silver

    “Sometimes the so-called “TV Experts” boil my blood, but we make sure to politely hash out any disagreements.” – Husky Kevin Moone

    And now … back to your regularly scheduled programming …

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    Last edited by Tomas; 04-01-2021 at 12:19 PM.



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    Re: New: Couch Potato Mount!

    Thanks to @Logan, for setting up the wiki page:

    http://www.pirate101central.com/wiki/Mount:Couch_Potato


    PS - Pirates apparently get a discount, Wizards are paying 4321 Crowns!

    Last edited by Willowdreamer; 04-01-2021 at 06:08 PM.




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    Re: New: Couch Potato Mount!

    Okay, this is definitely the most hilarious Mount I've seen yet. I love that idea!

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    Re: New: Couch Potato Mount!

    Quote Originally Posted by Willowdreamer View Post
    Thanks to @Logan, for setting up the wiki page:

    http://www.pirate101central.com/wiki/Mount:Couch_Potato


    PS - Pirates apparently get a discount, Wizards are paying 4321 Crowns!


    I need to work on my wiki skills. I've shamefully stopped updating it because it was a bit of work and I already have enough work outside of pirate101.

    I really appreciate your work Willow, and everyone else that keeps it up to date.



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